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wooo! [15 Sep 2006|10:26am]
i'm officially a journalist!

well...not really. but my first piece was led on the website for the newspaper here. udreview.com. ch-ch-ch-check it out!
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those evil robots are programed to destroy us [12 Sep 2006|05:01pm]
[ mood | peachy ]

i talked to andy two nights ago.
i really shouldn't have, but i did. i felt nostalgic and hormonal, so i talked to him, and at first it was really awkward, but then it got a little better. i guess.
it just felt like it was a burden on him to be talking to me...the whole "i must ask about all the normal polite bullshit that i'm supposed to because i really don't give a shit" conversation. fuck. i guess in a way i'm not really missing him per se. i just really want a boyfriend.

you hear me? a boyfriend. i want one. preferably for my birthday. so if you see one roaming around, grab him and send him to me giftwrapped.

in other news, college is good and busy. it's getting to the point where i don't miss elon as much simply because its familiar and delaware is not. i'm writing a lot and doing college-y shit.

yeah. so, far so, good.


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welcome back, compadres [31 Aug 2006|11:17am]
[ mood | level-headed, for once ]

i am wearing sailor pants.

i am smiling.

i am in college.

i auditioned for the first play i heard was auditioning.

they made me do a russian accent.

this could be the start of something good...

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WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!! [25 May 2006|12:36pm]




if you'll excuse me, i'm going to go dance around my house. a lot.


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don't you forget [19 May 2006|06:35pm]
[ mood | homealicious ]

damn, lauren. you was right about this whole color test dealie.

kind of freaky, eh?

Samantha's Existing Situation
Having difficulty making progress and unwilling to put forth further effort. Seeking more comfortable conditions where she can avoid anything disturbing.

Samantha's Stress Sources
Wishes to be independent, unhampered, and free from any limitation or restriction, other than those which she imposes of herself or by her own choice and decision.

Samantha's Restrained Characteristics
An unadmitted lack of confidence makes her careful to avoid open conflict and she feels she must make the best of things as they are.
Egocentric and therefore quick to take offense. Sensitive and sentimental, but conceals this from all except those very close to him.

Samantha's Desired Objective
Seeks an affectionate relationship, offering fulfillment and happiness. Capable of powerful emotional enthusiasm. Helpful, and willing to adapt herself if necessary to realize the bond of affection she desires. Needs the same consideration and understanding from others.

Your Friend's Actual Problem
Does not wish to be involved in differences of opinion, contention or argument, preferring to be left in peace.

ps- im home.
pps- i miss everyone and everything. please to call me now if you want hot sex. or..other available options of affection.

ahhhhhhhhhh home.

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you're the last great innocent, and that's why i love you [06 May 2006|07:31pm]
[ mood | hurt ]

i didn't get into oberlin.
i feel like everything is falling apart really quickly and i can't hold onto the pieces that have anything to do with being ok.
the year is coming to a close here and i'm only one who doesn't know where they're going to end up next year. i feel like a lost puppy; wandering back and forth to anyone and anything that looks like a home.
now, two places have rejected me. it's pretty clear that northwestern isn't going to come through and i'm afraid that i won't end up anywhere next year. i feel lame, and sad, and stupid and lazy. and these, in one big combination add up to not feeling too stellar.
and i have to say goodbye to this place, this place that felt so foreign and became a home only because i had nowhere else to go. i will be sad to leave, but i am more scared of where i'm going once i've left. which right now...is nowhere.
and i want to sing and dance and laugh and smile and be happy. but right now that feels impossible.

fuck. everything hurts. i feel like im backsliding.

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so much for your high-brow marxist ways [24 Apr 2006|03:13pm]
[ mood | rejected ]

ok. here's the deal.

my hair is red. ish.

i got into SUNY Binghamton.

i didn't get into Michigan.

I'm kinda really sad about the last bit of news. I had kinda really placed UM high on my list.

I'm going to go off and brood a little bit.

peace out girl scout(s).

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he can laugh, but i love it, although the laugh's on me [14 Mar 2006|07:07pm]
[ mood | study broken ]

Ask me anything.

and yes, i stole this from lizzie. and yes, im hopelessly unoriginal. but i thought it was fabulous. and you should all do it. i promise i'll be truthful. i do truthful well.

midterms can do your mother in the butt. i can't wait to come home.

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he got hair down to his knee, got to be a joker, he just do what he please [06 Mar 2006|12:22pm]
[ mood | israeli? ]

I'M GOING TO ISRAEL!?!?!?!?!?!!!!

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i don't mean to pick you apart, you see, but i can't help it [01 Mar 2006|12:46pm]
[ mood | content ]

ok. there are acually people playing croquet outside on the quad. i'm...not really sure what to make of this.

in other news, its gorgeous here. i'm happier. however, this is due, in very large part, to an uncomfortably huge breakdown this weekend. i cried in front of people, even though nobody on this campus seems to know how/wants to use sadness as an emotion. it was really hard. but i feel like now that i've broken down, i can rebuild. and this weather doesn't seem to hinder that. so, yeah.

tattered, but determined, i still thrive.

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and the way the sunlight plays upon her hair [17 Feb 2006|12:59pm]
[ mood | really having to pee ]

ok..i thought this was chock-full of hillarity. specially beacuse i wonder how i am in bed. if anyone is offended by the proceeding material...you just aren't having enough fun with life. enjoy!

LiveJournal Username
Favorite ice cream
Favorite season
Thinks you're ass is tight:rapatoff
Wants to lick hot chocolate off you're body:wheelsofadream
Wonders how good you are in bed:shinface
Wishes you would screw him/her on the spot:pirates_booty12
Is romatically in love with you:ferricferret
Wishes you were gay so he/she could love you better:dontforgether
Hopes you'll take him/her to great heights (wink wink nudge nudge):rabel
Day dreams about having sex with you 24/7:lixystix
Fun Quizzes by Molly at BlogQuiz.Net
Leo Horoscope at DailyHoroscopes.Biz

to close this magical entry, i have to pee really badly. that is all.
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psychic spies from china trying to steal your mind's elation [02 Feb 2006|10:28am]
[ mood | enamored ]

"you think everyone is good by nature? come on, little kids are like proof that god is an anarchist"

ok, so i have the biggest crush on my religion professor...ever, who said the aforementioned quote this morning in my intro to religion class. he's really cute, and he's got a voice like michael j. fox and his hair is floppy and brown and he's so witty and smart. but..christian? so..that might be a problem. because it seems that with me, that's always the case. and i'm one of two jews in the class (slash..in the whole of elon) and whenever he talks about judaisim, he always apoligizes to me, because he thinks that maybe i'm being offended? to which i bat my eyes heavily while telling him its ok.

so..i guess school has been going better now that classes are in full swing again. applications are a bitch, but its good to have that in my pocket. now all i have to do is wait until the rents get back from Egypt to get the app fees covered. (wow, that sounded really jewish).

oh, and tripp (yeah, his name's lame, shut up) randomly dated kara from the bachelor? strange. but i guess everyone needs their clame to fame.

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the stars above are shining [17 Jan 2006|10:32am]
alanis morrisette dyed her hair blonde.

is nothing sacred in this world anymore?
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its just a change in me, something in my liberty [01 Jan 2006|06:46pm]
[ mood | headache-y ]

In the year 2006 I resolve to:

Stop working my street corner.

Get your resolution here

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fuck the po po [01 Jan 2006|11:08am]
[ mood | dissapointed ]

so..if the way i spend new years is indicitave of how i spend the rest of the year, then i guess i'll be spending the year running from the cops?

fuck. and i had such high hopes for last night.

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celebrate to elevate, the joy is not the same without the pain [22 Dec 2005|11:58pm]
[ mood | romantically dried up ]

this is my pitiful excuse for a post. but in all fairness, i was kind of taken aback by its accuracy.

How to make a shinface

1 part success

1 part crazyiness

1 part joy
Blend at a low speed for 30 seconds. Add a little sadness if desired!


Personality cocktail
From Go-Quiz.com

in closing: what do you think my mom was trying to tell me when she gave me an "early channukah present" of a "grow a boyfriend"?
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freedom's just another word for nothing left to lose [09 Dec 2005|01:02pm]
[ mood | stressed to the max ]

this seems like a good waste of my time:
Take the first sentence (or two, if necessary) of the first entry of each month in 2005 to create your year in review:


February:i'm BACK! and yes, it was incredible.

March: today has been a miss the bus/get a late note/lose my debit card/lose my coat/have a dumb senior meeting that was completely useless/get yelled at about zoology/fight a lot in acting company/almost miss the bus/find my coat/get bored at the gym/find my debit card/eat a lot of cereal/actually do my math homework/listen to good music day.

April:i'm still hopeless.

May:umm, yeah. he was a sophmore. i'm officially a craddle robber. congratulations to me.

June: you made me a shadowboxer, baby

July: happy fourth of july, everyone.

August:yup. totally stole this from susanna. but if you click him three times he rolls up into a cute ball! akflkdfjajld!

September:i went to my first frat party!! owww. it was..interesting. and i danced "on stage" with my suitemates, which was basically a platform in the front of the house.

October: ooooh man. i had an interesting night

November: katie, avert your eyes

December: this is actually a good one, i think. i had fun with it, like a two cent whore, this one. so..you should all do it.

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and i'm calling all angels [01 Dec 2005|09:34pm]
[ mood | holidayRIFIC ]

this is actually a good one, i think. i had fun with it, like a two cent whore, this one. so..you should all do it.

If you read this - if your eyes are passing over this right now - please post a comment with a COMPLETELY MADE UP AND FICTIONAL memory of you and me. It can be anything you want (good or bad) BUT IT HAS TO BE FAKE.

When you're finished, post this little paragraph on your blog and be surprised (or mortified) about what people DON'T ACTUALLY remember about you.

tonight elon turned on all the lights on campus...it was so magical. like, actually so beautiful. and there was music and a little train going around campus and hot chocolate and cider and like a thousand bags with lights (which i slaved over this afternoon, thank you), and actual carollers in costumes from like the 1700's. it was so gorgeous. now i get why elon used to be the fighting christians. if anything, they do this right. ahhh, i love me some holiday spirit.

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and the livin' is easy [28 Nov 2005|02:00pm]
[ mood | doped up on residue nyquil ]

hokay. sam is back at school.

i've decided to go back in with less of a deafeatist attitude, try and actually enjoy college and be less preoccupied with shitty things that happened to me. sound like a good plan? yeah? ok, great.

turkey day and the days surrounding it in NY were a little more than predictable, but the food was still really good. mmmm, stuffing. that shit was delectable.

anyway, im sick. my nose is running like it's a kenyan at the turkey trot. it's actually really attractive. it makes the boys come a-running.

i actually had a good break though..it was too short, but it was good. it was SO GOOD to see home folk again the one night/day that i did. im glad nobody's really different, and it was good just hanging out in hannah's basement like old times. now i just gotta get through two weeks of intense studying for exams..yay! so, if i don't die before then, i'll see you all in about two weeks. yesssssss.

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mercy's eyes are blue [07 Nov 2005|12:55pm]
[ mood | depressed ]

why does it feel like nothing is worthwhile anymore?

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